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2006 Broadway
The Wedding Singer the Musical - Single Lyrics
SAMMY:
No one tells you how you ought to live
No one glares when you do jello shooters
GUYS:
Jello
SAMMY:
No one says that you're insensitive cause
her birthday meal took place at hooters
GUYS:
Hooters
SAMMY:
No one tells you that your bald spot's grown
Or that you ought to tone your flab
GUYS:
Tone your flab
SAMMY:
So pour a double gin
Here's to your double chin
ALL:
Yeah, start the party
Start a tab
SAMMY:
Cause you're
ALL:
Single
SAMMY:
You are
ALL:
Single
SAMMY:
And you'll keep staying single if you're smart
GUYS:
If you are smart
SAMMY:
Yeah, you're single
You are single
No chick will ever moonwalk on your heart
GUYS:
Moonwalk on your heart
SAMMY:
Trust me
ALL:
This is when the good times really start
SAMMY:
No one minds the laundry on your floor
RICKY:
No one pouts with every chick you look at
BUM:
No one tries to clean your porno drawer
SAMMY:
No one traps you with
SAMMY, GEORGE, RICKY & BUM:
"does my ass look fat?"
GEORGE:
Bust a move in womens's underwear
While you're blasting cher or wham
GUYS:
Cher or wham!
SAMMY, GEORGE, RICKY & BUM:
So fill your ranger's cup
The toilet seat stays up
The fridge gets stocked with beer and spam
GEORGE:
Cause you're
ALL:
Single
GEORGE:
You are
ALL:
Single
GEORGE:
Not a care in the world can bother you
GUYS:
Can bother you
GEORGE:
You are single
You are single
You can do what you've always wanted to
GUYS:
Always wanted to
GEORGE:
Well, no commitments
SAMMY, GEORGE, RICKY & BUM:
Cause you're only passing through
RICKY (Rap):
Yo, making a date with some needy girl
Is a waste of my time and my jheri curl
SAMMY:
I don't need a girl who don't understand
When i got a date with my left hand
BUM:
Well, I like the ladies, heaven knows
But in the words in nietzsche, "bro's before ho's"
GEORGE:
Now, I don't like a girl who'll cry and bawl
In fact, i never liked girls at all
ROBBIE:
Sammy, George, Ricky and Bum
I'm starting to see where you're coming from
Cause I'm
ALL:
Single
ROBBIE:
Oh, yeah
ALL:
Single
ROBBIE:
I'll behave like a dude's meant to behave
GUYS:
Meant to behave
ROBBIE:
Always single
Ever single
Single now and till i'm in my grave
ALL:
Single till I am lying in my grave
SAMMY:
Though at times I might want someone to hold me tight
And promise me that everything'll be all right
BUM (spoken):
Everything'll be all right.
SAMMY:
Thanks, man.
ALL:
I'll stay single till I'm rotting slowly in my lonely forgotten grave
Other Songs: The Wedding Singer the Musical Lyrics
The Wedding Singer Lyrics Single
The Wedding Singer the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
It's Your Wedding Day
Someday
A Note from Linda
Pop!
Somebody Kill Me
A Note from Grandma
Casualty of Love
Come Out of the Dumpster
Today You Are a Man
George's Prayer
Not That Kind of Thing
Saturday Night in the City
All About the Green
Someday (Reprise)
Right in Front of Your Eyes
Single
If I Told You
Let Me Come Home
If I Told You (Reprise)
Move That Thang
Grow Old with You
It's Your Wedding Day (Finale)
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