War Paint the Musical - Oh, That's Rich Lyrics

Broadway 2017
WAR PAINT the Musical - Oh, That's Rich Lyrics

"Oh, That's Rich" is a song from WAR PAINT the musical performed by John Dossett (Mr. Lewis), Patti LuPone (Helena), Christine Ebersole (Elizabeth) & Douglas Sills (Harry).

HELENA (spoken):
What are these?

MR. LEWIS (spoken):
Recipes- two of them.

MR. LEWIS (sung):
Ingredients for Ardena, her tonic for toning skin

HELENA (spoken):
The glyco, the boric acid, the humectin, the glycerin. So?

MR. LEWIS:
Her lotion for grooming horses
To rub down their hairy hide

HELENA:
The glyco, the boric acid- NO!

(sung):
The same things they have inside!
Ohoho, that's rich!
The same schmutz she puts on horses!

MR. LEWIS (spoken):
Goes on ladies!

HELENA:
Which is which?
Her stable or skincare line?

If I snitch!
Such scandal in hands of high up sources
Watch them switch
From her clientele to mine!

ELIZABETH (spoken):
Let's do it! Let's go tit for tat!

HARRY (spoken):
Recipes all the way from her mother's stovetop back in Krakow!

ELIZABETH:
Oh, Harry.

(sung):
Ingredients for Valaze Crème
My goodness, does this look bad!
Reduction of rendered lamb fat
Mixed with pine bark? The woman's mad!

HARRY (spoken):
Keep reading!

ELIZABETH:
The extract of calf placenta
Gelatinous hoof of horse- HORSE?
The senator shall be sent a note anonymously

HARRY (sung):
Of course!

BOTH:
Oh, that's rich!

HARRY:
The scientist from the shtetl
It's pure kitsch!
The chemistry she invents

ELIZABETH:
That sly bitch!
Should Congress expose her witch's kettle
Her cache

HARRY:
Will sink in its own pretense

ELIZABETH (spoken):
Harry!

HELENA:
These charges will be suspended!

ELIZABETH:
This hearing is all in vain!

BOTH:
The company reputation is defended

HELENA AND MR. LEWIS:
Time to drink champagne!

ELIZABETH AND HARRY:
Pink champagne!

ALL:
Oh, that's rich!
The Washington game of power
Such a stitch!
These phonies who wheel and deal
Just one hitch

ELIZABETH:
Elizabeth Arden will not cower

HELENA:
Now they know
The Rubinstein’s Spine of Steel

[Thanks to Show2n for corrections]

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