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War Paint the Musical - Fire and Ice Lyrics |
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Broadway 2017
WAR PAINT the Musical - Fire and Ice Lyrics
"Fire and Ice" is a song from WAR PAINT the musical performed by Charles Revson, Dorian Leigh, Mirror Girls, Helena, Elizabeth, Harry & Tommy.
HAL MARCH: (spoken)
It’s time for the one… two… four… eight...
Sixteen… thirty-two… sixty-four… “The
$64,000 Question,” brought to you by Revlon!
Tonight, Revlon launches a full line of
Cosmetics. Let’s meet the man behind the
Makeup, Mr. Charles Revson!
CHARLES REVSON: (spoken)
Women of America, we challenge you to take
Revlon’s questionnaire... and see you how you
Compare!
REVSON:
Do women in sable excite you?
Do you close your eyes when you're kissed?
Do you hope the next man you meet
Is a psychiatrist?
DORIAN LEIGH/MIRROR GIRLS:
AH-AH!
REVSON:
Would you wear a sheath
And nothing beneath
Without thinking twice?
REVSON/LEIGH:
Do you have the daring to try
REVSON:
Fire and Ice?
LEIGH/MIRROR GIRLS:
Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice!
REVSON:
Do you like to dance with your heels off?
LEIGH:
But wear them to shop at the store?
REVSON:
Do you dote on Dom Perignon--
LEIGH:
And lobster themidor?
MIRROR GIRLS:
Mmm-hmm, I adore it!
REVSON:
Is your bedroom suite a child-free retreat
To love's paradise?
What girl can afford not to buy--
LEIGH:
Fire and Ice!
MIRROR GIRLS:
Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice!
REVSON:
If airlines were ticketing tourists
Would you take a space ship to Mars?
MIRROR GIRLS:
Ah!
REVSON:
Do you like to drive in racy convertible cars?
HELENA RUBENSTEIN:
Like tawdry Park Avenue call-girls
Cheap makeup makes whores out of all girls
ELIZABETH ARDEN:
Can she be the lovely Dorian Leigh?
Poor darling, if only she listened to me!
HARRY FLEMING: (spoken)
No! That's her?
ELIZABETH: (spoken)
Just look at her, she's as cheap as a paper plate
HARRY: (spoken)
And him!
ELIZABETH: (spoken)
Him? He's beyond vulgar!
REVSON:
In cocktails with one dash of bitters
Do you like them better with two?
Do adorn your martinis
More than onions do?
LEIGH:
Is power the scent
You prize on your gent
Instead of--
REVSON:
"Old spice?" It's not for the timid and shy--
REVSON/LEIGH:
Fire and Ice!
MIRROR GIRLS:
Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice!
HELENA: (spoken)
You put the fire with the ice, what do you
Have? A puddle! This is so exciting?
LEIGH:
Do gypsy guitars make you wistful?
MIRROR GIRLS:
Do soap opera plots make you laugh?
LEIGH:
Do you keep Sinatra or Crosby on your phonograph?
REVSON:
Ba-bum-bum-bum-ba-bah
LEIGH:
Would you frost your "'do"
And blithely pooh-pooh your boyfriend's advice?
MIRROR GIRLS:
Miss Dorian Leigh does, and why?
HELENA: (spoken)
Fire and Scheiss
TOMMY LEWIS: (spoken)
It's "Fire and Ice"
HELENA: (spoken)
That's what I said. Right?
HARRY:
Our out-of-town branches are dying
ELIZABETH:
No!
TOMMY:
B. Altman's dropping our brand
HELENA:
What?
HARRY/TOMMY:
Young women are buying up Revlon in record demand!
REVSON:
Each week as my net worth increases
Those ladies are crumbling to pieces
I sell women sex for a buck-ninety-nine
The new world of Revlon is finally mine!
Do some older women resent you?
LEIGH:
Can you keep a hold of your man?
REVSON/LEIGH:
Do you like to play down and dirty like the big boys can?
MIRROR GIRLS:
AH-AH-AH-AH!
REVSON:
If you answered "yes"
To eight out of ten
Then the men in your like-
MIRROR GIRLS:
And the life in your men-
LEIGH:
Need not know the secret
By which we girls entice!
REVSON:
Now you know the secret!
LEIGH:
The secret between you and I:
REVSON:
Fire and Ice!
MIRROR GIRLS:
Fire and Ice!
Fire and Ice!
Fire and Ice!
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