War Paint the Musical - Fire and Ice Lyrics

Broadway 2017
WAR PAINT the Musical - Fire and Ice Lyrics

"Fire and Ice" is a song from WAR PAINT the musical performed by Charles Revson, Dorian Leigh, Mirror Girls, Helena, Elizabeth, Harry & Tommy.

HAL MARCH: (spoken)
It’s time for the one… two… four… eight...
Sixteen… thirty-two… sixty-four… “The
$64,000 Question,” brought to you by Revlon!
Tonight, Revlon launches a full line of
Cosmetics. Let’s meet the man behind the
Makeup, Mr. Charles Revson!

CHARLES REVSON: (spoken)
Women of America, we challenge you to take
Revlon’s questionnaire... and see you how you
Compare!

REVSON:
Do women in sable excite you?
Do you close your eyes when you're kissed?
Do you hope the next man you meet
Is a psychiatrist?

DORIAN LEIGH/MIRROR GIRLS:
AH-AH!

REVSON:
Would you wear a sheath
And nothing beneath
Without thinking twice?

REVSON/LEIGH:
Do you have the daring to try

REVSON:
Fire and Ice?

LEIGH/MIRROR GIRLS:
Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice!

REVSON:
Do you like to dance with your heels off?

LEIGH:
But wear them to shop at the store?

REVSON:
Do you dote on Dom Perignon--

LEIGH:
And lobster themidor?

MIRROR GIRLS:
Mmm-hmm, I adore it!

REVSON:
Is your bedroom suite a child-free retreat
To love's paradise?
What girl can afford not to buy--

LEIGH:
Fire and Ice!

MIRROR GIRLS:
Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice!

REVSON:
If airlines were ticketing tourists
Would you take a space ship to Mars?

MIRROR GIRLS:
Ah!

REVSON:
Do you like to drive in racy convertible cars?

HELENA RUBENSTEIN:
Like tawdry Park Avenue call-girls
Cheap makeup makes whores out of all girls

ELIZABETH ARDEN:
Can she be the lovely Dorian Leigh?
Poor darling, if only she listened to me!

HARRY FLEMING: (spoken)
No! That's her?

ELIZABETH: (spoken)
Just look at her, she's as cheap as a paper plate

HARRY: (spoken)
And him!

ELIZABETH: (spoken)
Him? He's beyond vulgar!

REVSON:
In cocktails with one dash of bitters
Do you like them better with two?
Do adorn your martinis
More than onions do?

LEIGH:
Is power the scent
You prize on your gent
Instead of--

REVSON:
"Old spice?" It's not for the timid and shy--

REVSON/LEIGH:
Fire and Ice!

MIRROR GIRLS:
Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice! Fire and Ice!

HELENA: (spoken)
You put the fire with the ice, what do you
Have? A puddle! This is so exciting?

LEIGH:
Do gypsy guitars make you wistful?

MIRROR GIRLS:
Do soap opera plots make you laugh?

LEIGH:
Do you keep Sinatra or Crosby on your phonograph?

REVSON:
Ba-bum-bum-bum-ba-bah

LEIGH:
Would you frost your "'do"
And blithely pooh-pooh your boyfriend's advice?

MIRROR GIRLS:
Miss Dorian Leigh does, and why?

HELENA: (spoken)
Fire and Scheiss

TOMMY LEWIS: (spoken)
It's "Fire and Ice"

HELENA: (spoken)
That's what I said. Right?

HARRY:
Our out-of-town branches are dying

ELIZABETH:
No!

TOMMY:
B. Altman's dropping our brand

HELENA:
What?

HARRY/TOMMY:
Young women are buying up Revlon in record demand!

REVSON:
Each week as my net worth increases
Those ladies are crumbling to pieces
I sell women sex for a buck-ninety-nine
The new world of Revlon is finally mine!

Do some older women resent you?

LEIGH:
Can you keep a hold of your man?

REVSON/LEIGH:
Do you like to play down and dirty like the big boys can?

MIRROR GIRLS:
AH-AH-AH-AH!

REVSON:
If you answered "yes"
To eight out of ten
Then the men in your like-

MIRROR GIRLS:
And the life in your men-

LEIGH:
Need not know the secret
By which we girls entice!

REVSON:
Now you know the secret!

LEIGH:
The secret between you and I:

REVSON:
Fire and Ice!

MIRROR GIRLS:
Fire and Ice!
Fire and Ice!
Fire and Ice!

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