Seesaw - Nobody Does It Like Me Lyrics

1973 Broadway
Seesaw the Musical - Nobody Does It Like Me Lyrics

The song is written by Cy Coleman and Dorothy Fields.

GITTEL:
If you gave the man your number
And the man calls
And he seems a little nervous and shy
You don′t make him shy-er or nervouser
You help him out
At least you try
Or he's just gonna say "Goodbye"
Which is exactly what he said
"Goodbye"
When it comes to men do
I ever do what′s right?
Any year, any month?
Any morning, afternoon, or night

If there's a wrong way say it
A wrong way to play it
Nobody does it like me

If there's a wrong way to do it
A right way to screw it up
Nobody does it like me

I′ve got a big loud mouth
I′m always talking much too free
If you go for tact and manners
Better stay away from me

If there's a wrong way to keep it cool
A right way to be a fool
Nobody does it like me

If there′s a wrong bell, I ring it
A wrong note I sing it
Ha!
Nobody does it like me

If there's a problem, I duck it
I don′t solve it, I just muck it up
Nobody does it like me

And so try to be a lady
I'm no lady I′m a fraud
And when I talk like I'm a lady
What I sound like is a broad

If there's a wrong way to get a guy
The right way to lose a guy
Nobody does it like me

Nobody does it, no!
Nobody does it
Nobody does it like me!
Nobody does it like me!

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