The Robber Bridegroom - Poor Tied Up Darlin' Lyrics

2016 Off-Broadway production
The Robber Bridegroom the Musical - Poor Tied Up Darlin' Lyrics

HARP
I'LL GIVE YOU A SACK OF OKRA
IF YOU STEAL ME THE STOLEN GIRL

GOAT
A SACK OF OKRA UNE HUNH
NOW WHO GITS TO KEEP THE SACK?

LITTLE HARP
YOU YOU GIT THE SACK YOU GIT THE OKRA
FATTEST LITTLE OKRA BARRIN NONE
AND THE ONLY THING THAT I'M GITTIN IS THAT
UNFORTUNATE CHILD

POOR TIED UP DARLIN -POOR TIED UP DARLIN YOU
SAY SHE'S.UHHHHHH?

LITTLE HARP
AHHHHHH?

GOAT
AHHHHHH!

LITTLE HARP
TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO
I'LL THROW IN A BAG OF BUTTERBEANS TOO
YOU'RE GITTIN YOU THE BEANS
AND THE BAG
AND THE OKRA AND THE SACK
AND ALL THAT I GIT FROM YOU
IS THAT POOR LITTLE TIED UP UNFORTUNATE CHILD
YOU'RE LOOKIN' A LITTLE IFFY
SO I'LL GIVE YOU MY STORE TEETH TOO

GOAT
A SET OF STORE TEETH
OKAY
BUT I GOT MY OWN RIGHT HERE SEE?

LITTLE HARP
TAKE HOME THE TEETH
THEY'RE FOR YOUR MA
FINEST EVER MADE FER DIPPIN' SNUFF
AND THE ONLY THING THAT I'M ASKIN'
IS THAT SU-UFFERIN' CHILD

BOTH
POOR TIED UP DARLIN'
POOR TIED UP DARLIN'

LITTLE HARP
HAS SHE GOT UHHHH?

GOAT
UHHHH!

LITTLE HARP
AHHHH?

GOAT
EEEEE!

LITTLE HARP
TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO
I'LL TOSS IN A CART OF CHICKENSHIT TOO

GOAT
Chickenshit!

LITTLE HARP
YOU GIT THE SHIT
AND THE CART
AND THE TEETH FOR YER MA
AND THE BEANS
AND THE BAG
AND THE OKRA
AND THE SACK
AND ALL I GOT FROM YOU
IS THAT POOR LITTLE PUT UPON TIED UP
UNFORTUNATE CHILD

WAIT!
I'LL GIVE YOU A JEW'S HARP
ROOF TARP
HOW'S ABOUT A SICKLE SHARP
PLUS A PAIR OF CUPBOARD DOORS
A PAIR OF WINTER UNDERDRAWERS
A WOODEN LEG
A RUTAGEGA
KEG OF CORN TO KEEP YOU DRUNK

GOAT
AN' EVERTHANG THASS IN YER TRUNK

LITTLE HARP
MY TRUNK?

GOAT
ALL I WANT IS ALL THASS IN YER TRUNK DEAL?

LITTLE HARP
DEAL!

BOTH
POOR TIED UP DARLIN’
POOR TIED UP DARLIN’
OH YES SHE'S BOUND AND GAGGED
AND DRUGGED AND BAGGED
THAT PITIFUL DEAR
IS COMIN' HERE
AND OH LORDY LORDY DON'T IT MAKE YOU GIT A HEARTACHE!

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Poor Tied Up Darlin' The Robber Bridegroom lyrics musical

The Robber Bridegroom the Musical Lyrics

STORY
SYNOPSIS
Once Upon the Natchez Trace
Suddenly the Day Looks Sunny
Two Heads
Steal With Style
Rosamund's Dream
The Pricklepear Bloom
Nothin' Up
Deeper in the Woods
Marriage is Riches
Little Pieces of Sugar Cane
Love Stolen
Poor Tied Up Darlin'
Mean As a Snake
Goodbye Salome
Sleepy Man
Where, Oh Where (Is My Baby Darlin'?)
Pass Her Along
Finale