Elf the musical - A Christmas Song Lyrics

The Broadway production (2011)
Elf the Musical - A Christmas Song Lyrics

FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE:
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
On TV - At SAKS

SQUEEGIEMAN
Honest Living, Honest Living
Honest Living, Honest Living
Honest Living, Honest Living

ALL FIVE HOMELESS:
Can't You Spare A Dime Or Two
Here But For The Grace Of God Go You
You'll Be Merry
I'll Be Merry
Tho Merry Ain't In My Vocabulary

No Sleighbells
No Santa Claus
No Yule Log
No Tinsel

No Holly
No Hearth
No

SOLOIST:
'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer'

ALL FIVE:
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

No Room At The Holiday Inn - Oh No
And It's Beginning To Snow

VENDORS:
Hats, Bats, Shoes, Booze
Mountain Bikes, Potpourri
Leather Bags, Girlie Mags
Forty Fives, AZT

VENDOR #1:
No One's Buying
Feel Like Crying

ALL:
No Room AT THe Holiday Inn - Oh No
And It's Beginning To Snow

VENDOR #2:
How About A Fur-
In Perfect Shape
Owned By An MBA From Uptown
I Got A Tweed
Broken In By A Greedy
Broker Who Went Broke
And Then Broke Down

COLLINS:
You Don't Have To Do This

ANGEL:
Hush Your Mouth, It's Christmas

COLLINS:
I Do Not Deserve You, Angel

COLLINS:
Give - Give All You Do
Is Give Give Me Some Way
To Show How You've Touched Me So

ANGEL:
Wait - What's On The Floor?
Let's See Some More
No - No - No...

ANGEL:
Kiss Me - It's Beginning To Snow

MARK: ... She Said, 'Would You Light My Candle'
And She Put On A Pout
And She Wanted You
To Take Her Out Tonight?

ROGER: Right

MARK: She Got You Out!

ROGER:
She Was More Than Okay
But I Pushed Her Away
It Was Bad - I Got Mad
And I Had To Get Her Out Of My Sight

MARK: Wait, Wait Wait - You Said She Was Sweet

ROGER:
Let's Go Eat I'll Just Get Fat
It's The One Vice Left-When You're
Dead Meat There - That's Her

MARK: Maureen?

ROGER: Mimi!

MARK: Wo!

ROGER: I Should Go

BOTH: Hey - It's Beginning To Snow

COPS: I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas

MIMI & JUNKIES:
Follow The Man - Follow The Man
With His Pockets Ful Of The
Jam Follow The Man - Follow The Man
Help Me Out, Daddy
If You Can

Got Any D Man?

THE MAN: I'm Cool

MIMI & JUNKIES: Got Any C Man

THE MAN: I'm Cool

MIMI & JUNKIES:
Got Any X
Any Smack
Any Horse
Any Jugie
Boogie Boy
Any Blow?

ROGER: Hey
MIMI: Hey
ROGER: I Just Want To Say I'm Sorry For The Way --
MIMI: Forget It
ROGER: I Blew Up Can I Make It Up To You?
MIMI: How?
ROGER: Dinner Party?
MIMI: That'll Do
THE MAN: Hey Lover Boy - Cutie Pie You Steal My Client - You Die
ROGER: You Didn't Miss Me - You Won't Miss Her You'll Never Lack For Customers
JUNKIES: I'm Willin' I'm Illin' I Gotta Get My Sickness Off
Gotta Run, Gotta Ride Gotta Gun, Gotta Hide -- Gotta Go
THE MAN: And It's Beginning To Snow
BENNY: Wish Me Luck Alison - The Protest Is On
COAT VENDOR: L. L. Bean, Geoffrey Beene Burburry Zip Out

Lining JUNKIES:
Got Any C Man? Got Any D Man? Got Any B Man Got Any Crack Got Any X
SQUEEGIEMAN: Honest Living - ROGER Mark, This Is Mimi
MARK/MIMI: Hi
ROGER: She's Be Dining - (With Us)
COAT VENDOR: Here's A New Arrival
THE MAN: That Is An Ounce
VENDORS: Hats, Dats, Bats
COLLINS: That's My Coat!
COAT VENDOR: We Give Discounts
MARK: I Think We've Met
ANGEL: Let's Get A Better One
COLLINS: It's A Sham
MIMI: That's What He Said
THE MAN: I Said It's A Gram!
COLLINS: But She's A Thief!
ANGEL: But She Brought Us Together
BENNY: Which Investor Is Coming?
COLLINS: I'll Take The Leather
BENNY: Your Father? - Damn!

HOMELESS & VENDORS:
Christmas Bells Are Swinging
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
Christmas Bells Are Ringing
In My Dreams - Next Year

Once You Donate You Can Go
Celebrate In Tuckahoe
You'll Feel Cheery
I'll Feel Cherry
Tho' I Dont Really Know That Theory

No Bathrobe
No Steuben Glass
No Cappucino Makers
No Pearls, No Diamonds
No 'Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire'
Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

No Room At The Holiday Inn, Oh No -

COPS:
I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
Just Like The Ones I Used To Know
Jingle Bells - Prison Cells

Fa La La La - Fa La La La
You Have The Right To Remain
Silent Night Holy Night

Fall On Your Knees On Night Divine
You'll Do Some Time
Fa La La La La
Fa La La La La

JUNKIES:
Got Any C Man?
Got Any D Man?
Got Any B Man?
Got Any X? - Crack?

I'm Willin' - I'm Illin'
Gotta Get My Sickness Off
C-D Help Me
Follow The Man Follow The Man
Follow The Man Jugie Boogie-Jugie Boogie

Follow The Man Follow The Man
Any Crack Any X Any Jugie Boogie Boy
Any Blow Any X Any Jugie Boogie Boy
Got Any D Man, Got Any C Man
Got Any Crack-Any X-Any Jugie Boogie?

COAT VENDOR: Twenty Five
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Five
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Five
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: No Way Twenty Four
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Four
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Four
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Not Today Twenty Three
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Three
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Three
ANGEL: Fifteen It's Old
COAT VENDOR: Twenty Two
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Twenty One
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Seventeen
ANGEL: Fifteen
COAT VENDOR: Fifteen
ANGEL & COAT VENDOR: Sold!
MARK & ROGER: Let's Go To The Lot - Maureen's Performing
MIMI: Who's Maureen?
ROGER: His Ex
MARK: But I Am Over Her
ROGER: Let's Not Hold Hands Yet
MIMI: Is That A Warning
ALL THREE:
He/You/I
Just
Need(s)
To Take It Slow
I Should Tell You I Should Tell You
I Should Tell You I Should Tell You
I Should Tell You I...

ALL:
And It's Beginning To
And It's Beginning To
And It's Beginning To---

MAUREEN:
Joanne, which way to the stage!

ALL: Snow!

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