2022 Studio Cast Recording Drag: The Musical - Drag Is Expensive Lyrics
The song is written by Alaska Thunderfuck, Ashley Gordon, and Tomas Costanza.
(Verse 1:) Well, let me tell you brother Drag is expensive You know it don't run cheap To be excessive You gotta spend that coin
And cover up that groin, girl
Money comes and goes
And then we steal the show
Drag is expensive
(Pre-Chorus:) Who needs money when we've got the look Crunch a couple numbers, get me off the hook The bank is calling but I look so rich It takes a lot of money to run this bitch!
(Chorus:) Oh, oh, oh Drag is expensive Oh, oh, oh Drag is expensive
(spoken:) You know, I've been doing this for years and Mr Lipschitz says all of these expenses can be written off
Who's Mr Lipschitz?
He's Dolly's uncle's second cousin's accountant friend
Bitch, he dead
Oh my god, I'm so sorry
(Verse 2:) Let me tell you honey Drag is expensive But from head to toe It's an investment My world is fabulous It's diva-fantaculous It's worth the glossy lips
And all the padded hips
Drag is expensive
Woah! Who needs money when we've got the look A little bit of plastic and a solid tuck I may be shallow and my (?) It takes me (forty minutes?) to look this cheap!
(Chorus:) Oh, oh, oh Drag is expensive Oh, oh, oh Drag is expensive
(Spoken:) Okay, but you do understand that there's no way that you're going to make rent this month, right
Well, that's why the good Lord done make sugar daddies, okay
Halleluiah!
(Verse 3:) Take a good look, handsome This mug is flawless And these leather boots No they ain't from no Payless My closet is designer I sign checks with eyeliner Rent is three months late Drag is expensive
(Pre-Chorus:) Who needs money when we got the look Cooking fried chicken and I'm cooking the books Nobody tells me how to spend my cash It takes a lot of money to get this ass!
(Chorus:) Oh, oh, oh Drag is expensive Oh, oh, oh Drag is expensive
(spoken:) Look, you need to stop this routine right now and take a look at these numbers
You know, Tom, you are being such a... A...
A drag
Wow. Good one girl
Let me tell you brother Drag is expensive You let your budget go Do you even know what overhead is? You gotta save that coin You gotta bring more bread in Money comes and goes until you end up broke With all the cash you owe you're gonna sink this boat And the numbers show you owe:
Well, that doesn't look so bad
Move your thumb
Aaaaaah!
(Chorus:) Oh, oh, oh Drag is expensive Oh, oh, oh Drag is expensive Oh, oh, oh
Don't say I didn't warn you!
Oh, oh, oh
Some people never learn
Oh, oh, oh Drag is expensive
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