2022 Studio Cast Recording Drag: The Musical - Two Bitches are Better Than One Lyrics
The song is written by Alaska Thunderfuck, Ashley Gordon, and Tomas Costanza. Performed by Alaska Thunderfuck & Nick Adams.
Your whole career's the same old schtick And your aroma makes me sick But everything we've built has come undone You can barely stay afloat And years of booze have made you bloat But let's face it, two bitches are better than one Girl, you're tired and old as dirt You're two left feet in a soiled skirt But this ain't the first time we've both been under the gun You can barely sing a note You sound like Whitney on two grams of coke But let's face it, two bitches are better than one The very sight of you brings me such displeasure But desperate times will call for desperate measures Ooh, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, ooh, two bitches are better than one
You're over-painted and under-rehearsed Of the biggest bitches, you're the worst My dear, your lack of taste is second to none All your life, you've had no class And you paid too much for that ass But, hey, two bitches are better than one
Kitty, so do you really think after all these years, We can work together? Oh, darling, we're in showbusiness And what's showbusiness if not working with sleazy, Manipulative, two-faced, Backstabbing bitches that you hate?
We're bitter rivals, that's okay This time, there's no other way This unholy alliance has just begun Jerry gave us one last chance But you can't sing and you can't dance Ooh, two bitches are better than one Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Ooh, two bitches are better than one Woah, woah, woah, woah Ooh, two bitches are better than one
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