Drag - Two Bitches are Better Than One Lyrics

2022 Studio Cast Recording
Drag: The Musical - Two Bitches are Better Than One Lyrics


The song is written by Alaska Thunderfuck, Ashley Gordon, and Tomas Costanza. Performed by Alaska Thunderfuck & Nick Adams.

Your whole career's the same old schtick
And your aroma makes me sick
But everything we've built has come undone
You can barely stay afloat
And years of booze have made you bloat
But let's face it, two bitches are better than one
Girl, you're tired and old as dirt
You're two left feet in a soiled skirt
But this ain't the first time we've both been under the gun
You can barely sing a note
You sound like Whitney on two grams of coke
But let's face it, two bitches are better than one
The very sight of you brings me such displeasure
But desperate times will call for desperate measures
Ooh, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, ooh, two bitches are better than one

You're over-painted and under-rehearsed
Of the biggest bitches, you're the worst
My dear, your lack of taste is second to none
All your life, you've had no class
And you paid too much for that ass
But, hey, two bitches are better than one

Kitty, so do you really think after all these years,
We can work together?
Oh, darling, we're in showbusiness
And what's showbusiness if not working with sleazy,
Manipulative, two-faced,
Backstabbing bitches that you hate?

We're bitter rivals, that's okay
This time, there's no other way
This unholy alliance has just begun
Jerry gave us one last chance
But you can't sing and you can't dance
Ooh, two bitches are better than one
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, two bitches are better than one
Woah, woah, woah, woah
Ooh, two bitches are better than one



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Drag Two Bitches are Better Than One Lyrics


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