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2022 Studio Cast Recording
Drag: The Musical - Welcome to the Catfish Lyrics
The song is written by Alaska Thunderfuck, Ashley Gordon, and Tomas Costanza. Performed by Bob the Drag Queen, Divina De Campo, Ginger Minj, Jujubee, Lagoona Bloo & Peppermint.
Ladies, gentlemen, gentleladies,
Ladymen, and everyone,
Absolutely everyone underneath
It is my pleasure to introduce you
To the gal who puts the diva in Godiva
Please put your hands together for Goldie Vandersnatch
Hello, everyone
My name is Goldie Vandersnatch
And this thing, this is my ass
Once upon a time,
There was a rotten-ass drag club called the Cathouse
And across the street,
There was an even skankier club called the Fishtank
I'll spare you all the details of objectification,
Tax evasion, love, lies,
And a dead guy on the toilet, okay?
But the point is,
Sometimes when you put shit and shit together,
You get some really, really good shit
So it is my grand pleasure as your new hostess
To introduce you and the world to the all new Catfish Cabaret
(Chorus)
Welcome to the Catfish,
You know we're gonna survive
Welcome to the Catfish,
We'll bring your dreams to life
Thought our days were numbered,
You better believe, yeah
But we're back in the house
And we ain't gonna leave, oh, no, no, no
Tried to do it alone, but we fought all the way
Yeah, always sticking together and we're here to stay
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Chorus)
Welcome to the Catfish
You know we're gonna survive
Welcome to the Catfish
We'll bring your dreams to life
You know the Cathouse girls always land on their feet
Well, now we're in a new house with a new family, yeah
When the tides are high,
We will ride through the storm
(Through the storm, yeah)
Now we're bigger and badder than ever before
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Chorus)
Welcome to the Catfish,
You know we're gonna survive
Welcome to the Catfish
(Welcome to the Catfish)
We'll bring your dreams to life
Welcome, welcome (Come on, come on)
Welcome, welcome (Everybody)
Welcome, welcome
Light up the night
Read more: Drag the Musical Lyrics
Drag Welcome to the Catfish Lyrics
Drag: The Musical Lyrics
Cathouse Fever
Queen Kitty
The Accounting Song
Drag Is Expensive
Wigs
Gay as Hell
Gloria Schmidt
Out of Your League
It's So Pretty
I'm Just Brendan
We Need Money
Jerry's Dead
Two Bitches are Better Than One
Real Queens
Welcome to the Catfish
Brendan Is His Name
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