Broadway Bounty Hunter - Ain't No Thing Lyrics

2019 Off-Broadway
Broadway Bounty Hunter the Musical - Ain't No Thing Lyrics

Performed by: Alan H. Green, Annie Golden, Ensemble

LAZARUS:
Her hand
On top of mine
Clammy with sweat

Her hand
On top of mine
Hope she don’t take it off yet
I am not a young man

Thought I was done with surprises
But I guess i’m not
No, I’m not
So unexpected
That a friendship arises
Makes you think about the things that you’ve got
And the things that you have not

If I was the kinda fella who could ever fall"
For a woman like this woman
I’d tell her today
But I’m not the kinda fella who would ever fall
For a woman like this woman
So it ain’t no thing
No sir, no how, no way

ANNIE:
A change
Is taking hold of me
Good or bad, i just don’t know

Cuz it’s strange
To think objectively
After you just slapped a ho

And when I’m with this fella
I find he kinda remind me
Of a not-as-lonely, happier time
No more a capella
Now I got a choir behind me
All because i got a partner in crime

If i was the kinda woman who could ever fall
For a fella like this fella
I’d tell him right now

But I’m not the kinda woman who would ever fall
For a fella like this fella so it ain’t no thing

No sir, no way, no how

Look at how he restrains a ho
With his great big hands
So very strong but caring

LAZARUS:
Look how she carefully rough them up
How each wallop lands
My inner voices are blaring

BOTH:
Oh, shit, i think i’m staring
If i was the kinda hunter who could ever fall for a person like this person
I’d tell him/her fer sho’
But I’m not the kinda hunter who would ever fall
For a person like this person
So it ain’t no thing
Uh uh
Hell no
It ain’t no thing
Oh please
Let’s go
It ain’t no thing
No how
No way
But yo-

LAZARUS:
I wonder if she’d dig it
If she happened to be
A hunter who did it for me

ANNIE:
I wonder if he’d dig it
If he happened to be
A hunter who did it for me

ALL:
I wonder if he’d/she’d dig it
If he/she happened to be
I wonder if he’d dig, wonder if he’d dig, wonder if he’d dig
I wonder if he’d/she’d dig it
And if he’d/she’d agree

BOTH:
I wonder if you dig me

Broadway Bounty Hunter the Musical Lyrics

Woman of a Certain Age
Spin Those Records
Shiro's Proposition
Red
Mac Roundtree Theme Song
Feelings
The Song of Janessa
Ain't No Thing
Master Shiro's Bounty Hunters
Shiro Vows Revenge
Little Red Fox
Ain't No Thing (Reprise)
The Return of Roundtree
Reporter Rap
Main Theme from 'Young People: The Musical'
Veins
Woman of a Certain Age (Reprise)