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2015 A New Musical (with composer/lyricist Joe Iconis)
Be More Chill the Musical - Two-Player Game Lyrics
"Two-Player Game" is a song from Be More Chill performed by George Salazar (Michael), Will Connolly (Jeremy).
Michael (Spoken):
Apocalypse of the damned!
Jeremy:
Level 9!
Both:
The cafitorium!
(Sung)
Find the bad guy, push 'em aside.
Then move on forward with your friend at your side.
It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack,
You know you got a brother gonna have your back.
Then you stay on track, and I remain on course.
If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force.
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame!
Cause it's an effed up world,
And it's a two-player game, hey!
Michael:
Dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette.
It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet.
You're just a nothing in this high school scheme,
But it's no big cause you and I are a team.
We like out of print games,
Retro skates, got a Pac-Man tattoo.
Nobody here appreciates,
But soon we'll be together where they do.
Cause guys like us are cool in college,
Cool in college, yes I know.
Guys like us are cool in college,
Rule in college, listen, bro.
High school is hell, but we navigate it well.
Cause what we do, is we make it a two player game!
Both (spoken):
Zombie!
Watch out!
Ah!
Wha-!?
Aww..
Jeremy (sung):
As users we have fought together for years.
Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers!
Now we're stuck on a level and I wanna move on.
Michael:
Just wait two years where upon,
You'll realize guys like us are cool in college,
Cool in college, won't be lame.
Jeremy:
Dude I know, I get it-
Both:
Guys like us are cool in college,
Jeremy:
But we're not in college,
Michael:
All the same. High school is wack,
But we have each others' back. It's me and you,
Both:
We make it a two player game.
(Spoken)
AH-
OH-
ZOMBIE!
(Jeremy's dad) Hello?
BLOOD!
(Jeremy's dad) Son?
CLAWS!
(Jeremy's dad) JEREMY!
Pause.
Jeremy (sung):
You know that you are my favorite person,
That doesn't mean that I can't still dream.
Michael:
Is it really true, I'm your favowite pewson~?
Jeremy:
Yeah, we're never not gonna be a team!
High school is shit, and you gotta help me conquer it.
It's just what we do,
Both:
We make it a two player game!
Find the bad guy, push 'em aside.
Then move on forward with your friend at your side.
It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack,
You know you got a brother gonna have your back.
Then you stay on track, and I remain on course.
If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force.
And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame!
Cause it's an effed up world, and it's a two-player game!
Two player game! Two player game! Hey-ey-ey!
[Thanks to Elanna for lyrics]
[Thanks to Tucker for corrections]
Read more: Be More Chill the Musical Songs with Lyrics
Two-Player Game lyrics from Be More Chill the Musical
Be More Chill the Musical Lyrics
SYNOPSIS
More Than Survive
I Love Play Rehearsal
The Squip Song
Two-Player Game
The Squip Enters
Be More Chill, Pt. 1
Do You Wanna Ride?
Be More Chill, Pt. 2
More Than Survive (Reprise)
A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into
Upgrade
Halloween
Do You Wanna Hang?
Michael In the Bathroom
The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set a Fire)
The Pitiful Children
The Pants Song
The Play
Voices in My Head
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