American Psycho - Mistletoe Alert Lyrics

Broadway production 2016
American Psycho the Musical - Mistletoe Alert Lyrics

(Music and Lyrics by Duncan Sheik)

(Sung:)
Mistletoe, mistletoe alert
Mistletoe, mistletoe alert

I want a party to remember
The fetivus New York December
Fabulous and perfect fact
A part no one will forget

The catering will be sublime
One of those waiters is more than fine
I hope the guests will be impressed
At least I won't be underdressed

Mistletoe, mistletoe alert
Mistletoe, mistletoe alert

(Spoken:)
The holidays are a difficult time for me
So I prepare for the coming onslaught of eggnog
And office parties
Of shopping and ice skating
With copious amount of drugs and alcohol
To dull the screaming

(Sung:)
And if the party starts to waiver
I hope somebody brings party favors
Or at least something risqué
A little naughty
Or a little gay

(Spoken:)
You look like shit
Are you okay?

I think it's too much red
It's making me anxious

Are you on something?

It's think I may be hallucinating

Well, then find a bathroom, Bateman
Splash some water on your face
Throw up
Do something

Yeah, yeah, I'll see you in Hell motherfucker!

(Sung:)
I'll put some X in the eggnog
Wait for a while
The girls relax
All the girls start to smile

I'll open a gram
Watch them go
Now you see why Santa
Loves the snow

Some fucking leaves
At the door
Can't wait till the girls
Are nailed to the floor

[Thanks to Coby for lyrics]

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American Psycho the Musical Lyrics

SYNOPSIS
Opening (Morning Routine)
Cards
You Are What You Wear
Oh Sri Lanka
True Faith
Killing Time
In The Air Tonight
Hardbody
If We Get Married
Not A Common Man
Mistletoe Alert
Clean
Killing Spree
Nice Thought
At The End Of An Island
I Am Back
A Girl Before
Don't You Want Me?
This Is Not An Exit
Selling Out
Everybody Wants To Rule The World
Killing Times 2.0 [Bonus Track]