Full Disclosure

Broadway Musical Lyrics
Addams Family - Full Disclosure Lyrics

GOMEZ:
This is the sacred chalice
From Addams families past
Firm in my digitals
Held fast
De-cast!
Here, in this sweet libation
Salavation resides
Feel the sweet sensation
Revelation provides
Full disclosure!
It's a game that we play
Let your darkest secrets
Give you away
Face your demons
And then happily say
I'm playing
Full disclosure
With all these crazy happy people

GOMEZ/MORTICIA/FESTER/GRANDMA/PUGSLEY/ANCESTORS:
Full disclosure!

GOMEZ:
It's a hell of a thing
Once a favorite
Of the late Deng Xiao Ping
Doesn't matter
If you're right or left wing
He loved his full disclosure

GRANDMA/FESTER/PUGSLEY/MORTICIA/ANCESTORS:
Disclosure, full disclosure
Full disclosure
Disclosure, full disclosure
Full disclosure

FESTER (Spoken):
Oooh! Oooh!

MORTICIA (Spoken):
Let's hear from Fester. The chalice!

FESTER (Spoken):
I am in love!

MORTICIA (Spoken):
In love!

GOMEZ (Spoken):
Fester!

FESTER (Spoken):
You're probably wondering, what could a fat bald person of no specific sexuality know about?
But I, too, am in love.  Fester loves!

MORTICIA (Spoken):
Who is it, Fester?

FESTER (Spoken):
The moon! Full disclosure!

GOMEZ /MORTICIA/FESTER/PUGSLEY/GRANDMA/ALICE/ANCESTORS:
Full disclosure!

FESTER
Just embrace it and swoon

GOMEZ/MORTICIA/FESTER/PUGSLEY/GRANDMA/ALICE/ANCESTORS:
Embrace and swoon

FESTER:
Fall from grace or fall in love with the moon

GOMEZ /MORTICIA/FESTER/PUGSLEY/GRANDMA/ALICE/ANCESTORS:
He loves that moon

FESTER:
Close your sermon with a signature tune

GOMEZ /MORTICIA/FESTER/PUGSLEY/GRANDMA/ALICE/ANCESTORS:
And call it full disclosure!

ALICE (Spoken):
Well! Wasn't that interesting!

MAL (Spoken):
Alice, it's late. Thank you for a very instructive evening-

WEDNESDAY (Spoken):
NO! It's my turn.

LUCAS (Spoken):
Wednesday-

GOMEZ (Spoken):
Excellent! Wednesday has a Full Disclosure! The chalice!

PUGSLEY (Spoken):
Yes!
Sung:
Now, with a dash potion
My sister blows her cool
Hopefully in slow-motion
She'll drop,
She'll drool
One sip of acrimonium
And then she will change
Boy, oh boy, her full disclosure's
Gonna be strange!

GOMEZ /MORTICIA/FESTER/PUGSLEY/GRANDMA/ALICE/ANCESTORS:
Full disclosure!

MORTICIA:
What a moment of pride!

GRANDMA/FESTER/ALICE/PUGSLEY/MORTICIA/ANCESTORS:
La la la la

GOMEZ:
Now our eldest child can share what's inside!

GRANDMA/FESTER/ALICE/PUGSLEY/MORTICIA/ANCESTORS:
La la la la

GOMEZ/MORTICIA:
Full disclosure, she's got nothing to hide!

GOMEZ/MORTICIA/FESTER/PUGSLEY/GRANDMA/ALICE/ANCESTORS:
Hurray for full...

PUGSLEY (Spoken):
No!!!!

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